#11 Footloose in 2026: Don’t Ban Da Booty

Transcript: Footloose in 2026: Don’t Ban Da Booty

[Panel 1]
(The Mayor of the town is teasing people about “dropping it low”)
Mayor: “You wanna drop it low?”

[Panel 2]
(Sign language lady is demonstrating how to drop it low to the town’s constituents)
Mayor: “how about, fuck no?”

[Panel 3]
(Derrick will not let the Mayor dictate how he lives his life and whether he can drop it low or not. Derrick and Yinkstoop prepare to defy the Mayor)
Derrick: “You can’t tell us how to live! C’mon Yinkstoop, let’s drop it!”

[Panel 4]
(Derrick and Yinkstoop stick it to the man and drop their bootys down low to the floor)
Bystander 1: “Those animals are dropping it like its hot!”
Bystander 2: “Holy shit! Is that Kevin Bacon?”